Dudley ordered a Thai bride from his magazine, Thai Brides for You. However, Ting Tong Macadangdang is quite the opposite of the slim, beautiful bride Dudley was expecting. He is not very happy about this, but for sex, he lets her stay "for one more night". Ting Tong has many secrets: her real name is Tong Ting Macadangdang, as it was revealed she is a lady-boy, and she admitted that she comes from Tooting in London, not a remote village in Thailand as she had originally claimed. Ting Tong eventually invited her entire family to the UK, threw Dudley out of his own house and turned it into a Thai restaurant. Ting Tong in fact means 'crazy' or 'nuts' in Thai. Catchphrase: "Pwease Mr. Dudwey!"