Sandra and Ralph Patterson
Sandra Patterson is a stage mother who is determined for her son Ralph (which she pronounces as "Raif", a reference to Ralph Fiennes) to get into acting. She seems to be nice, but behind-the-scenes she is evil to him as he fails to get the part he auditions for every single time. They appeared in the radio series under the names of Sandra and Olivier Laurence, a play on the name of the actor Laurence Olivier. She goes to such lengths to get him parts, that she pretends it's his birthday, that he's dying, and even threatening to "tell 'em you touched him!"

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