Daffyd Thomas is a gay man who dresses in a vast variety of tight, scanty PVC items and proudly proclaims that he is the only gay in the village. In fact, there is a huge gay community in his village and the surrounding area, but he utterly refuses to associate with them. As such, it is not clear if Daffyd himself is actually gay at all, or merely pretending to be in order to stand out as unique and get attention.
He spends most of his time in the village pub talking to (and ordering Bacardi & Coke) from the barmaid, Myfanwy. Myfanwy is keen to help him with his apparant loneliness, and encourages him to meet other gay men or groups, all of whom he rejects. Despite often accusing others of homophobia, he often makes anti-lesbian comments, and when faced with other homosexual men he usually either claims they are not genuinely gay (no matter how blatantly they indicate that they are), or outright insults them.
He has never actually had a homosexual experience. He has a mother and father who are not bothered by his homosexuality, and a genuinely gay brother.
Catchphrases: "I'm The Only Gay In The Village!" Myfanwy: "Daffyd Thomas, you stupid boy, you could have had a bit of cock there!"